Well, it's almost all in the title. Here I am spreading the word about seriously talented cover artists and ARK Music Factory is being paid millions (yes i said millions) of dollars to promote juvenile untalented little brats with expensive yet unpleasing music videos, ridiculous and cheesy lyrics, and vulgarized pop songs. Everyone knows Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber and maybe even Selena Gomez are not all that talented. (Oh and I forgot Willow Smith.. that girl needs to "Whip Her Hair" back into her childhood and play in the dirt not a recording studio.) These teen pop stars though popular among their distinct fan base, really don't add a whole lot to the talent of the music industry, but now it's only getting worse. ARK Music factory has endorsed and released through Youtube and iTunes both over 20 "young pop stars of tomorrow." Well here's the thing about these alleged stars. THEY CAN'T SING. Not to mention just about everyone wants to shoot themselves or jump off a cliff when a pop single of tomorrow such as Rebecca Black's "Friday" comes on the radio. Take a moment now and check out their Youtube channel...
http://www.youtube.com/user/trizzy66
So if you watched a few, did you notice the talk about butterflies for the cute boy in the front of the class, or getting bowls of cereal and catching the bus?? These CHILDREN have recording contracts. WHAT!?!?!?! This is the most pathetic and poor excuse for parenting I think I have ever experienced. Buy your kids a pony or save that money for college, hell give it to charity. I'm sorry your kid doesn't belong in the music industry. As Simon Cowell would say, "You really aren't as good as you think you are." Take my advice and stop before someone gets so annoyed with your children that they drive a truck through your home or kidnap and kill your daughter while she's waiting for the bus. Nobody wants to hear their poor excuse for music, and the time that they are spending in a recording studio could be used so much more productively by some of the cover artists I've so graciously highlighted in this blog. And when your 7 year old comes home crying because the kids at school make fun of them and their lame music video, don't say I didn't warn you.
Just to further get my point across as if I didn't already express it clearly, a few of my favorite pathetic music videos of children endorsed by ARK Music Factory...
"Ordinary Pop Star"
"Crazy"
and an American favorite <insert sarcasm> ... "Friday"
Get out of the recording studio and let talented artists in please. This is the end of this rant.. for now.
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